Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
why is everyone on masterchef so EMBARaSSiNg
it’s 2am and im watching season 5 and this is ki l i n g mE
what’s up with that cow in ocarina of time? real question. what’s up w/ that
also i totally came back from my trip to Brittany w/ the gang and it was!! the best trip!! we had a lot of fun and eat our respective weights in icecream it was lovely
tumblr user tacogrande said my tinkerblaine drawings were cute and i was notready 4 it
OItNB got so intense so quickly man i dont knOW
HOW T O F E EL